A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.