A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.