A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots faintly green amorphous plasmoid zombie hamsters who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a nuclear bomb but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.