A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who do not understand us even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.