A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth forms an unlikely alliance with its greatest nemesis to save the universe who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.