A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is challenged to a game of cosmic dodgeball by alien athletes who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.