A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.