A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth travels through a wormhole to the edge of the universe and beyond only to find actual worms who perceive us only as a food even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.