A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.