A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.