A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who perceive us only as a food even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.