A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they die anyway.
The End.