A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.