A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots tiny lightly armored quantum-cosmic kittens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they all get day jobs.
The End.