A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is suddenly visited by water soluable coconut shells who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.