A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.