Hope your blue underwear is nice and clean and pressed because you’ve just gotten back from an away mission and are covered in contaminants! To the Decon Chamber with you! And Phlox has prepared a special can of goop, just for you!

It’s just not Christmastime without some outrageously well produced, high concept Star Trek filk. Today’s offering from Star Rekt brings us a good poking at one of the more obvious attempts at tittilation in Star Trek: Enterprise.

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