A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work and then they kill us all.
The End.