This amazing and fun Lord of the Rings fan filk is actually an award winning video was uploaded to YouTube in 2007.

An ORC convention award-winning Lord of the Rings themed parody of Britney Spears’ Hit Me Baby One More Time, this filk touches on the relationships between your favorite Hobbits with a little bit about The Precious from Gollum’s perspective.

It’s from 2007.  Uhhh.  We know.  It’s not new.  But it’s new to us, and we’re betting you haven’t seen it.  It certainly predates the genesis of SCIFI.radio itself by two years.

But we love this, just the same, and the song has now found new life as part of the regular SCIFI.radio play list.

Enjoy.

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By Old Toby Productions

Lyrics

Oh, Precious, Precious how was we supposed to know-
that you wanted to leave us?
Oh, Precious, Precious we shouldn’t have lets you go
and now we need to find it!
Show us what is in your pockets.
Tell us hobbitses cuz we needs to know now oh because..
this loneliness is killing us
and we confess have it, we must.
When we can’t find you we lose our minds!
Give us a sign, hits us Precious, one more time!

Oh Frodo, Frodo
the reason I breathe is you.
I’m more than just your gardener.
Oh pretty hobbit, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do.
Don’t go where I can’t follow.
From the Shire to the dark of Mordor, say you love me cuz I need to know now oh because…
You’re hairy toes are thrillin’ me, though I confess I want The Ring.
When I’m not with you I lose my mind.
I am your Samwise.
Hit me Frodo, one more time.

Oh Merry, Merry, yes I was a foolish Tooke.
Sweet Brandybuck, the palantir made me look.
You were there for me
and shared your pipeweed
and gave me your best Old Toby and you know I will not leave you here suffering
alone to die.
Hit me, Merry, one more time.

No man or elf would ever do.
I’d battle Middle Earth just for you.
I’ll kill any orc or Uruk-Hai.
Stay by my side.. hit me sexy, one more time.

Counterpoint:(you were there for me, and shared your pipeweed, and gave me your best Old Toby and you know I will not leave you here suffering)

Stay by my side.. hit me sexy, one more time. 😉